Holiday song (The Lazy Song parody)

It's the last week of term and therefore my last assembly of the year so I thought I'd do something special. Below are the lyrics to a parody of Bruno Mars' The Lazy Song. Feel free to use it if you like it As usual I'm sorry about the chords not being in the right place but that's Blogger! (or my idiocy). I'll embed the original video below so you'll know the tune and chord changes. Maybe one day I will buy a good camera and mic so I can deafen dazzle you with my voice.



B F# E
I don’t have to go into school today
B F# E
I just want to play with my friends
B F#
Don’t need to do no work at all
E
Can leave my school books in the hall
B Ebm E
I don’t have to go into school today – uh!

I’ve worked really hard, the whole year through
Every day I’ve done what I had to do
Now it’s time to put up my feet, yeah!
I’ll be playing some sport with my friends on the green
Strutting my stuff in my new funky jeans
‘coz in the summer I’m free to play

C#m
Oh, yes it’s time now
Ebm
It’s time now
E F#
It’s time now to chill out

I don’t have to go into school today
I just want to play with my friends
Don’t need to do no work at all
Can leave my school books in the hall
I don’t have to go into school today
It’s time to chill out

B F#
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
E
Hoo ooh ooh, Time to chill out
B F#
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
E
Hoo ooh ooh

Tomorrow I wake up and get given chores;
Tidy my bedroom and vacuum the floors.
But isn’t this my holiday time?!
My mum looks after me every day
So I’ll do my chores before I go out to play
To show my parents I really care.

Oh, yes it’s time now
It’s time now
It’s time now to chill out

I don’t have to go into school today
I just want to play with my friends
Don’t need to do no work at all
Can leave my school books in the hall
I don’t have to go into school today

C#m F#
But as I run and play
B F#
I won’t forget my way
E Ebm B
No no no no no no no no no nooo
C#m F#
I’ll remember God every day
B F#
And talk to him when I pray
E Ebm B Abm
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah! Oooooh!

I don’t have to go into school today
I just want to play with my friends
Don’t need to do no work at all
Can leave my school books in the hall
I don’t have to go into school today
It’s time to chill out

Ooh hoo ooh hoo
Hoo ooh ooh, Time to chill out.
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
Hoo ooh ooh
B
Time to chill out.



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Linking Leviticus 17:11 and John 6:53

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Lev 17: 10-11 "I will set my face against any Israelite or any foreigner residing among them who eats blood, and I will cut them off from the people. For the life of a creature is in the blood, and I have given it to you to make atonement for yourselves on the altar; it is the blood that makes atonement for one’s life."

John 6: 53 "Jesus said to them, “Very truly I tell you, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood, you have no life in you."http://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gif

I'd never come across this specific link before although it seems really obvious. The idea of blood as necessary for atonement is drilled into us from early on in our faith but this particular link, I've missed. A few thoughts on the video though:

"Jews, and actually Christians as well according to Acts 15, are not supposed to eat blood"
Is this not an issue over unity in the body of Christ, especially in relation to the acceptance of Gentiles, rather then an absolute commandment? It seems to make most sense to me read in light of Peter's interaction with Cornelius and the vision in Acts 10 and Paul's understanding of eating food sacrificed to idols and how that relates to other believers in 1 Corinthians 8?

"The temple would have actually have smelled like a slaughter house"
Perhaps this makes sense of the importance on incense in temple worship!

"You must drink the blood in order to have life in you"
It emphasises the necessity of drinking Jesus' blood both in the symbolic sense and also in the sacrament. If we are to have [true] life in us then we must partake of Jesus' life given up for us.

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H/T: Zwinglius Redivivus

The Dangers of Bad Exegesis

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Vocation Frustration

I've had this post title saved for a few weeks. Every time I go to write something I go blank. Not because I lack anything to say but rather because I have too much. I must confess that this is more mental vomit for my own benefit then anything meant for others but if it interests you or is helpful then praise God.

I've been pondering my vocation for year. I was convinced of my calling to full-time Christian work years ago. First of all I thought I was going to be a youth worker until I realised that I hate the game 'Mafia' and therefore aren't suited to it. I then thought I was going to be a Baptist minister in the UK, currently I am working for an Anglican church as a Lay assistant minister. I love it! It's quite diverse in task and has great support from the Rector, Mick Hough and my ministry mentor, Bill McIlroy. On paper it is the perfect job and I'm certain that this is where God has meant for me to be now. However, I have itchy feet. For a few years now, after a mission trip to Japan for a month that I swore I wouldn't go on (and God told me I had no choice) and on which I swore I would never be an international missionary, I felt strongly that God called me to return to Japan to serve him there. I've had moments of which I was convinced and moments that I wasn't so sure. The whole team I was with is now in Japan in one way or another. I began to think recently that perhaps I only feel I should be there as that's where they are Perhaps I should be a parish vicar and my desire for international mission is simply that I don't want to be in the UK and I want the kudos of being an international missionary, to be seen as that little more holy? Is it merely my vanity and boredom?

About a week ago I went to a vocations day at Southward cathedral. It was an interesting day and I recommend it to anyone. We had some great talks from Brother Samuel, Minister Provincial of the Society of St Francis, small group sessions and a chance to look around a few stall advertising different vocational options. I was struck by a couple things (although I admit that there are possibly more what I took from it rather then his actual words). Firstly, we are called to be friends. Firstly with Jesus, secondly with those around us. Secondly, there is a difference between vocation and career. A career is a job, something you do for money. A vocation is what we live and devote our lives to. We all have the vocation of serving Jesus in different ways. God reminded me that my vocation was Japan and I shouldn't forget it! It wasn't just something I was desiring but rather a vocation that I was to fulfil. I can see God leading me places I never thought I'd be and teaching me things I will need for Japan including, most recently, how http://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gifto garden!

At lunch I was looking at the stalls and there was a CMS stall. I had made sure to look at all the others in the morning and avoid it then. I tried to put of the CMS stall untill after the day but I was drawn to go and see what was there. I chatted to a lovely lady who told me about CMS and asked about where I was. I explained and also mentioned how I knew Philip Forbes who was doing pioneering mission with CMS. She got quite excited, as did I. She gave me loads of booklets to look over and a great little book, 'On Call: Exploring God's leading to Christian service' by Stuart Buchanan. I haven't quite finished it yet (but almost there). It's really helpful to explore what international mission (in particular) looks like and to address perhaps some mis-conceptions and naive assumptions that we may make. I highly recommend it to anyone thinking about mission. I think I might explore my vocation with CMS and see what they have to say.

Here are some questions I will be thinking about over the next few weeks:
1) Should I get ordained?
2) Should I finish (read start) my plumbing course?
3) What is my time scale?
4) Is God bothered as long as I fulfil my vocation of sharing Christ (and all that means) in Japan?

I pray that God will answer these questions and lead me to a conclusion, even if it's a partial one.

As Isaiah says, 'I am a man of unclean lips' but I cry with Isaiah 'Here I am Lord. Send me!'

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P.s. Sorry that it's garbled.

Abraham: Mocker of Idols

The following is a complete copy of Brian LePort's post at Near Emmaus. Thanks to him!

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I was reading an article by Craig A. Evans (“Abraham in the Dead Sea Scrolls” in The Bible at Qumran: Text, Shape, and Interpretation, pp. 149-158) when I came across this funny story about Abraham taken from Gen.Rab 38.13:

Terah [Abraham's father] was a manufacturer of idols. He once went away somewhere and left Abraham to sell them in his place. A man came and wished to buy one. ‘How old are you?’ Abraham asked him. ‘Fifty years’, was the reply. ‘Woe to such a man!’ he exclaimed, ‘you are fifty years old and you worship a day-old object?’ At this he became ashamed and departed.

On another occasion a woman came with a plateful of flower and requested him, ‘Take this and offer it to them.’ So he took a stick, broke them [the idols], and put the stick in the hand of the largest.

When his father returned he demanded, ‘What have you done to them?’ ‘I cannot conceal it from you,’ he [Abraham] rejoined. ‘A woman came with a plateful of fine meal and requested me to offer it to them. One claimed, ‘I must eat first.’ Thereupon the largest arose, took the stick, and broke them.’

‘Why do you make sport of me,’ he [Terah] cried out, ‘have they any knowledge?’

‘Should not your ears listen to what your mouth is saying?’ he [Abraham] retorted.

I laughed when I read this imaginative piece. Abraham’s father, Terah, makes idols. He trust Abraham to sell them yet Abraham makes a fool of the pagans by pointing out how ridiculous their worship of these idols is. When Terah comes home very upset Abraham tells a story that assumes the life of the idols, yet Terah knows this is foolishness because the idols have no life. This allows Abraham to point out the obvious foolishness of the situation.

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Rowan Williams: a letter to a six-year-old

The following is a repost from 'Faith and Theology'. It was so good I just had to share it. Many thanks to Ben Myers.


"Speaking of Rowan Williams, I was quite touched by a news story in The Telegraph.

A six-year-old Scottish girl named Lulu wrote a letter to God: “To God, How did you get invented?” Lulu's father, who is not a believer, sent her letter to various church leaders: the Scottish Episcopal Church (no reply), the Presbyterians (no reply), and the Scottish Catholics (who sent a theologically complex reply). He also sent it to the Archbishop of Canterbury, who sent the following letter in reply:

Dear Lulu,

Your dad has sent on your letter and asked if I have any answers. It’s a difficult one! But I think God might reply a bit like this –

‘Dear Lulu – Nobody invented me – but lots of people discovered me and were quite surprised. They discovered me when they looked round at the world and thought it was really beautiful or really mysterious and wondered where it came from. They discovered me when they were very very quiet on their own and felt a sort of peace and love they hadn’t expected. Then they invented ideas about me – some of them sensible and some of them not very sensible. From time to time I sent them some hints – specially in the life of Jesus – to help them get closer to what I’m really like. But there was nothing and nobody around before me to invent me. Rather like somebody who writes a story in a book, I started making up the story of the world and eventually invented human beings like you who could ask me awkward questions!’

And then he’d send you lots of love and sign off. I know he doesn’t usually write letters, so I have to do the best I can on his behalf. Lots of love from me too.

+Archbishop Rowan

Now that's what I call real theology! Isn't this exactly why we need theological specialists: not to make the faith more complicated and obscure, but to help us grasp how simple it really is?"

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The Pelagian Controversy: In our time

This weeks editions of Radio 4's 'In Our Time' is on Pelagius and the Pelagian Controversy. You can find it on Iplayer here for the next few days. It's nice to hear a balanced discussion about it and the differentiation between the figure and the doctrine.

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